High speed chase through the streets of St. Paul

I don't understand why people think of St. Paul as the sleepy half of the Twin Cities. I leave town for a few days and I miss exciting stories like this:

The driver of a go-cart that police chased across downtown St. Paul on Tuesday night at top speeds of 20 mph...

20 miles per hour! The tension must have been unbearable. I mean, it took four squad cars and three taser shots to stop the guy...